July 9, 2023
Written By: J.Couch
I had written a little blog about our dining experience at The Secret Stash in Crested Butte, I then decided to run it through the ChatGPT but in the Douglas Adams style of writing. This is what it came out as below. Not sure that I think this is Douglas Adams but maybe a little, could have used a little weird aliens or space ship to spice it up. We didn’t have to stick a Babble fish in our ear at any point either.
Prepare to embark on a culinary journey to The Secret Stash—an enchanting gourmet pizza haven nestled on Elk Street in the captivating town of Crested Butte. At first glance, you might be forgiven for assuming this to be an Indian restaurant, as vibrant Indian decorations adorn every nook and cranny. However, to your delightful surprise, this hidden gem is all about pizza—mouthwatering, delectable pizza at its finest. Housed within the historic walls of the company store, which has witnessed the passage of time and the evolution of various businesses, The Secret Stash invites you to experience an eclectic fusion of flavors like never before.
Eager to sample their vegan offerings, we perused the menu a day prior to our visit, and our taste buds tingled with anticipation. After a satisfying morning hike amidst the wildflower-drenched landscapes of the flower capital, we decided to treat ourselves to a delightful lunch at The Secret Stash. Our order was simple yet enticing—the Killa Vegan Pizza. This delightful creation boasted a symphony of flavors, with traditional sauce and olive oil serving as the canvas upon which vegan cheese, mushrooms, vegan meatballs, black olives, spinach, and sun-dried tomatoes danced harmoniously. Each bite was a revelation, and the vegan meatballs, oh my! Their delectable texture and savory essence left us wondering about the secret behind their creation. If you hadn’t known they were meatless, you would be hard-pressed to discern the difference.
To complement our pizza indulgence, we decided to add a touch of freshness with the Rupee vegan salad. This vibrant dish featured a bed of spring greens, adorned with crisp cucumbers, juicy tomatoes, vibrant carrots, and zesty red onions. The crown jewels of dried cranberries and toasted pumpkin seeds added a delightful crunch and bursts of sweetness. A side of champagne vinaigrette stood ready to be drizzled atop, elevating the salad’s flavors to new heights. While the salad was refreshing, we couldn’t help but ponder the price of $12, which seemed a tad high for the portion size. Nevertheless, we acknowledged that Crested Butte’s unique charm comes with a slightly higher price tag compared to other destinations across the state.
The Secret Stash exudes a vibrant and playful atmosphere, perfectly complemented by its warm and welcoming staff. From the moment we stepped foot inside, we were greeted with genuine smiles and an air of friendliness that immediately put us at ease. Our waiter, in particular, regaled us with a good-natured joke before bidding us farewell. While we’re tempted to share the joke, it’s best left to be experienced firsthand during your visit to The Secret Stash.
In Conclusion, The Secret Stash beckons you with its unparalleled gourmet (vegan) pizza delights, nestled within the historic confines of Crested Butte’s cherished company store. Embrace the fusion of Indian aesthetics and delectable pizzas that transport your taste buds to realms of pure satisfaction. Indulge in the Killa Vegan Pizza, where mushrooms, vegan meatballs, and an array of tantalizing ingredients converge to create an unforgettable symphony of flavors. Pair your pizza adventure with the vibrant Rupee vegan salad, offering a refreshing medley of greens, textures, and a playful interplay of tastes.
As you savor each mouthwatering bite, allow the fun-filled ambiance and the genuine warmth of the staff to envelop you, leaving you with a lasting impression of a truly remarkable dining experience. The Secret Stash invites you to unlock the secrets of gourmet pizza and create memories that will linger in your heart long after you bid farewell to this extraordinary culinary haven. With taste buds tantalized and curiosity piqued, journey to Crested Butte and uncover the hidden treasures of The Secret Stash.
Thanks for wandering with us,
The Wandering Couchs
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